[The post starts up as most accidental posts do - with a crash and a bang and plenty of muffled noises in the background and it's not until one of those noises break lose and turn into a voice that you realize that this... isn't accidental at all.]

--ill you shut up, I almost got it! Jeez...

[More fumbling, this time a little closer to the ( Read more... )

Did the bastard seriously-  No. He must've just wandered off...

[There's an edge to the cook's voice - restraint, worry, annoyance covered up by a fair amount of nonchalance. This isn't a problem. Really.]

Seems like we're missing a crew member. He got green hair, carries three swords... is an expert at getting lost. If anyone's seen him around let ( Read more... )